A Candid & Brutally Honest Review of the LELO SILA CRUISE

A Candid & Brutally Honest Review of the LELO SILA CRUISE

If you’ve come here hoping to hear that the SILA CRUISE gave me a toe-curling, fingers-grabbing-the-sheets, moaning and screaming orgasm within seconds, then you’ll be disappointed. 

What you will read is a completely honest review, not just of the SILA CRUISE, but of a woman’s sexual journey to pleasure and orgasming. Something that I believe many of you will identify with. 

Because, let’s face it, we don’t always grab our favourite toy and climax within seconds, do we? There’s a body-mind factor that often comes into play.

Should you buy the SILO CRUISE? Yes! I have a lot of favourable things to say about this lovely and luxurious toy. But I also have some things to say that are real. No agenda here.

With my open and honest review, and I hope that it’ll bring you some comfort whilst learning about this fantastic toy. 

I’ll start with the semantics so that you know exactly what to expect if you buy the LELO SILA CRUISE. After that, we’ll get into some real talk.

Shipping Discreteness: 10/10

You simply cannot go wrong when you order from LELO. 

Their sex toys come in an ordinary box with absolutely no identifiable features that it’s from a sexual wellness brand. 

Unboxing: 9/10

Upon opening the box, the toy is covered yet again in a sheer black material. I’ve given it a 9/10 simply because if someone were to look closely enough, the LELO logo is visible. 

Although this actually falls under the category of discreteness. Aesthetically, it’s beautiful, and one can tell it’s luxurious.

Size: 10/10

The box is compact, and uses its space efficiently. It’s not like some of those Amazon packages that are huge only to fit something tiny inside. 

The toy itself is perfectly sized, and fits in the palm of your hand. I’ve used two items for scale; a pen and an iMac mouse. 

It can easily fit in your nightstand or another spot that’s discreet for hiding. 

Ease of Use: 8/10

The LELO SILA CRUISE is very comfortable to hold during use. No cramping or having to move your hand around in weird positions to find your sweet spot. 

Although for those who have bigger inner labia, you may need to move it around a bit to find your most pleasurable spot. 

This is because the mouth of the toy is larger, and your inner labia may get in the way. It’s not a deal breaker, but if you’d like a smaller mouth, you may prefer the LELO SONA 2 CRUISE.

The larger mouth is actually a pro for some, as I’ll discuss in the next heading. 

The toy itself has three easy-to-use buttons. Two for intensity and one for patterns. 

For LELO newbies, of course it’ll take some playing around to get used to. 

I may just be spoiled because I have a few LELO pleasure products. But once you’ve got it, it’s very simple.

Product Perks: 10/10

The SILA CRUISE goes above and beyond most clitoral suction toys. Some of the perks include:

  • Using sonic waves: you can enjoy clitoral stimulation without actually making contact with the clitoris because it uses sonic waves.
  • It has a large mouth: as I mentioned, this can be a perk because it then stimulates the entire erogenous zone, enhancing the orgasmic experience. 
  • It’s waterproof: it’s 100% waterproof so you can have splashes of fun in water
  • Discreet: it has discreet shipping, as mentioned.
  • It has a warranty: it has a two-year warranty 
  • It comes with additional items: inside the box you’ll receive a LELO lube sample, which is pH-balanced and water-based, so you can use it with your new toy or with a partner. It also has a luxurious product pouch for easy storage.

Product Quality: 10/10

The thing about LELO is, you just can’t fault it for its quality. It’s a luxury sex toy brand that never compromises when it comes to quality and safety, so you can always rely on it to last you a long time. 

It’s made of body-safe silicone, has a gorgeous finish, uses excellent vibration technology, and is easy to use and charge. To be honest, it sometimes amazes me how long the battery lasts before it needs a charge!

My Experience: 7/10

I was super excited to receive my LELO SILA CRUISE. Like, super excited. But, in writing this review, I knew I had to take photos of everything before trying it, which was quite excruciating. Alas, I managed. After that, I charged it fully, and was ready to test it out.

Full discretion: I have a few LELO toys. My favourite go-to, before receiving the SILA CRUISE is the SONA CRUISE 2. So, I was familiar with the land, how it worked, and had an inkling on how it would feel.

My first impression? It felt oddly similar to receiving oral sex. The bigger mouth enveloped my clitoris wholeheartedly, and it was a pleasurable feeling—one that I’d not felt with my other suction toys. I definitely felt the gorgeous clit stimulation, and indeed I was impressed and ready to dive deeper and experience the throes of ecstasy.

But something was off that day. That body-mind connection was failing me, and as I tried to relax and enjoy the sensations, I simply could not climax. I persisted for longer than I should have, feeling worn out, frustrated and tired after.

Was it the new toy? Was it me? I’d like to say that I’m a person who’s very in touch with their own body, so I chalked it up to just not being present. My mind was not in it, and that was okay. 

Sometimes there’s just a disconnect, it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with us. 

So, I put this lovely toy away, and told myself I’d try again when the mood struck. 

Fast forward two weeks later, I’d just gotten back from a trip and was away from my toys the entire time. I decided to try the LELO SILA CRUISE again. 

Let me just say…. two minutes, three minutes tops… euphoria struck, and I had a delicious, magnificent and wonderful orgasm. I felt all the happy hormones float around, I felt satisfied and victorious! 

And that was just it. I was just a woman going through what many of us do. It wasn’t the toy’s fault. The toy, may I say, was elegant and gave me all sorts of amazing feels. I just needed to clear my head and choose to indulge in self-love when the time was right.

So, unlike other reviews that probably wouldn’t tell you of their woes, this one is brutally honest.

Some more important info: I’ve since used this gorgeous toy three more times, and have found that it’s definitely got a different feel than the SONA CRUISE 2. 

And I’m not quite sure which one I fancy most. 

I like the SILA because it really does give an overall feeling of bliss with its bigger mouth. But at the same time, I did find that sometimes I had to move it around a little to have it really stimulate the actual clitoris. I had never experienced that with my SONA CRUISE 2 because it’s more pinpointed pleasure with its smaller mouth.

The bottom line is: I highly recommend the SILA CRUISE from LELO. I love the different feeling I get, like I am receiving oral sex, and I definitely notice that it stimulates more of my erogenous zone without compromising the intensity. Right now, it is my go-to for pleasure.

My additional two cents is: be kind to yourself. Our brain is the most powerful organ, and if you find that you can’t climax sometimes, take a break and don’t be so hard on yourself. 

I’m still learning how to listen to my body, and I think it’s an ongoing process. Sexual wellness is a natural and normal thing, but it’s not always perfect.

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