Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Maeve: Her bra sheath slipped. The angle’s also wrong to go through her heart. And no arms? The longer I look at this, the more wrong it feels.
Sarah: I know what I’m looking at but everything looks slightly…off.
Amanda: An accurate depiction of my acid reflux.
Sarah: Gosh, mine, too. Yikes.
From Jen: Not sure what’s wrong with this cover but it’s just wrong.
Sarah: That is some terrible photoshop. I’m appalled on behalf of rabbits everywhere.
Tara: Sir, step away from that bunny.
Sarah: I think the face was photoshopped in and it’s giving me the jibblies with a level 10 ick.
From Syntha: What in the horrible photoshopped hair is this?
Sarah: Who stole the armor off an armadillo for that guy’s head? What a photoshop crime!
Susan: Should – should we tell him his armour’s crooked? He’s got to know, right
Elyse: His hair looks like a 3D printed fidget toy.
From Tara C: I opened my Audible app this morning to see Molly Harper’s Pasties and Poor Decisions being sold to me. I love Molly Harper, and the title has a lot of potential. But my brain is having trouble processing the color choices and the poor woman’s face. And her skirt and the sample-sized tool box.
Sarah: MORE ICK. What is with the faceless folks with lips and/or beards? It’s kinda creeping me out.
Also, the part where the letters don’t line up is making me twitchy.
Elyse: Beard no eyes is a look.
Sarah: Beard and Brows. The only look you need.
