Dearest Darling,
I’m sorry to say your birthday prezzie hasn’t arrived;
For something happened To me
While I was on the ebay page
Which leaves you deprived.
Please forgive me, Darling,
I’m not a cheapskate
But a bargain’s close to my heart;
When I clicked on The icon
“Add to your basket and proceed
To pay for your cart”
Oh, it was only £24 for a toaster
Only one item I put in the cart;
I didn’t know it’s a scam
Of somewhere in Pakistan
Or Kazakhstan
Oh, it was only £24 for the toaster,
A red one Which features as standard defrost;
The new De Longhi 4-slice
And Breville were twice the price.
.
That’s when I noticed
All of a sudden my bill
Was showing £400;
I tried deleting,
But it’s repeating
So now it’s 800
Before I realised what I did.
Oh it was only £24 for the toaster,
Only one item I put in the cart.
I hate to do this to you
But scammers have shafted me through.
What can I do?
“Well you can never, never, never come home again”.
