I am not being rude, and I’m willing to share.
But if you don’t mind, can I have that chair?
You see…I got what I wanted down below.
If I wanted a chair, my human never said no.
And your chair looks comfy, I do have to say.
So, could you please find another spot to pray.
Or…at least move over, and I’ll sit on your lap.
I’m tired after my journey, and I’m due my nap.
I am loving and loyal, but not the begging kind.
So, please give me your chair, if you don’t mind!


