Limerick Triptych about Dypstychs [The Life and Loves of Union Jack]

Our Sarah has got a new chap

Called Jesus, (lives in t’ sky an’ all that):

Yes, she’s got religion,

Plays a born-again Virgin

In Reform’s Nativity an’ all that.

Yes, Christians, says Sarah, are good,

But Muzzies ain’t welcome in her ‘hood:

She’s cool shillin’ for Putin,

With our NHS’s lootin’,

An’ wi’ t’ sewage that the UK’s a-floodin’.

But I reckon our Sarah’s goin’ woke.

See, (while worried ‘bout blokes who love blokes),

She thinks the words of our Saviour:

“Please folks, love your neighbour”

Mean “Union Jack’s in need of a poke”!

Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Dé Luain, an naoú lá is fiche de mhí na Nollag,

dhá mhíle agus cúig is fiche.

(Monday, 29th December 2025)