Hooray…joy to the Nation, this will bring.
Larry has ‘thrown his hat into the ring’
To be the next PM, Larry wants to stand.
He can count on votes all over the land!
Whatever the breed or colour of coat.
He can certainly rely on the moggy vote!
A home for all stray cats, Larry will fight.
No cats left cold and alone in the night.
A promise that tops Larry’s manifesto list.
More funding for cat homes that do exist.
But don’t worry you canines, do not fret.
Larry will promise to look after every pet!
So, vote for Larry in the leadership race.
A PM of integrity, of honour and of grace!
(Larry has lived in 10 Downing Street since 2011, and seen six PM ‘s come and go..now Larry fancies his chances as next leader of the Country!)