Don’t buy Aldi biccies for under 50p.
Get yourself some decent ones on me!
Buy some Malted Milk with choccy on.
Dip them in ya tea, till they’re all gone!
You have to think of the family name.
Such a purchase, can result in shame!
Did the girl on the till feel sorry for you?
Get pitiful looks from those in the queue.
Your face on CCTV did you have to hide?
Did you get help off the beggars outside?
Maybe a ‘GoFundMe’ account you need.
Then on decent biccies, you can feed!
We’ll never mind sis, a fiver’s on the way.
Buy yourself some decent biccies today.
No offence from my offer, I hope you take.
But biccies for 49p…are beyond just fake!
(Haha…for my sister, I shop in Aldi all the time, but I draw the line at 49p Malted Milk biccies!)
