They trawled the Epstein files, boys,
They trawled the Epstein files
For paedos in their land, boys
Or in the British Isles;
They summoned old Bill Clinton who never whinged or cried
He didn’t run and hide, boys,
Bill Clinton testified.
Hillary was next, boys,
Hillary was next;
At times it got quite heated
She got angry, she got vexed;
But Lil though saw it through, boys; so what did old Lil do?
She didn’t run and hide, boys,
Old Lil saw it through.
So what about the Don, boys?
What about the Don?
Is he on the stand, boys?
Like fuck! Old Donald’s gone;
He needed a distraction and formed a cunning plan
A credit to this con-man
Old Donald bombed Iran.
So what did Donald do, boys?
What did Donald do?
What did Donald do boys?
He thought up something new;
His method of distraction was military action
Which had a nice attraction
What did Donald do?
