Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Elizabeth: I can’t. Just beyond bonkers. The antlers also seem to be a crown?!? Or a third eye and antlers?!?
And based on deer man, is the guy behind him a magic skunk with the white?
Cover has flowers, fire, shrubs, a cave, library shelves and books. Plus random mismatched fonts. Jeez.
Sarah: Left dude and Center dude have the same Cut and Paste face, right? RIGHT? (It’s freaking me out.)
Elyse: What is up with the dude on the right and his tattoos? What is that?
From Karen: Does no one look at their images before putting them on a book cover? I know this was probably built from other images but, good grief, did they look at the lines of the man’s shoulders in reference to the lines of the shirt/vest? Not only are there vertical lines indicating the top of his arms where there shouldn’t be, if you follow those then the width of the shoulders is less than the width of the waist. Or is it just me?
Sarah: I don’t believe in the position of her right arm unless she is trying to kill him, but I really, REALLY don’t believe in her feet.
(I typed, “I really don’t believe in her feet.” As a sentence. What is the world coming to.)
Amanda: That arm looks like it’s made of putty.
From PamG: Here’s an EMT with jazz hands of FIRE! Did his nitrile gloves spontaneously combust? Don’t you examine me with those things; I don’t need no burning sensation. Oh yeah, and WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES?
Sarah: In the winter my hands feel like that. Do I need extreme medical services?
Claudia: The size of the moon too. Scary!
Sarah: Maybe it’s a super beaver moon? We had one last November.
Elyse: Is that Kieran Culkin?
Amanda: I want to know more about these extreme medical services.
From Jen: I guess those are supposed to be wings on his back but to me it looks more like a flower. I just don’t understand.
Sarah: Why is the tree glowing? He seems to be concerned about it. Also, are those wings sufficient for takeoff and landing?
Amanda: The wings also look…very small for his body. Like little cherubic wings. Do you think he’s self-conscious about his wing size?
