Big Bertha worked in Merthyr,
Glyneath and Aberdare;
She also did Pontypridd,
Hirwaun
You’d be forgiven if you thought
She earned her pounds and pence
Buying/selling stolen goods
– That Bertha was a “fence”.
I’m afraid though you’ve misheard;
She’s known to local studs
For local volunteering work
– She handles swollen goods.
