The earl is in a whirl
Moaning like a spoilt brat
An entitled pompous prat
A charmed life and that is that
The earl is in a whirl
A hooray henry I do recall
A joke at Eton and loved it all
The word is a mind that is small
The earl is in a whirl
Now this is just a fictional work of illusion
You can draw your very own conclusion
A right royal wrangle is going on
Accusations flying to and fro on song
Memories they fade with time
No proof is available why whine
The earl is in a whirl
The press they are having a field day
The palace holds steady what can I say
Any publicity is good publicity hurray
The earl is in a whirl
How does one spread the word
Interview on tv like a stuck up nerd
With a book to plug haven’t you heard
The earl is in a whirl
An insider at the family estateÂ
Told me about goings on mate
Treachery and decadence abound
Adultery for a start ear to the ground
Staff treated abysmally it’s true
Many resigned and the household they flew
The earl is in a whirl
Moaning like a spoilt brat
An entitled pompous prat
A charmed life and that is that
The earl is in a whirl
A hooray henry I do recall
A joke at Eton and loved it all
The word is a mind that is small
The earl is in a whirl
The earl is in a whirl
Bringing up the past to attack
A tarnished reputation looking back
The pot calling the kettle black
The public they don’t give jack
The earl is in a whirlÂ
