ALICE ROBERTS | Write Out Loud

ALICE ROBERTS | Write Out Loud

When I was 12 I loved Varicose Val 

So sweet that I thought I could eat her

She featured in many a wet dream of mine

That leaked from my teenage Blue Peter.

 

When I was a child I thought like a child

My night times revolved round my phallus

But now that I’m older I’m much more mature

And these days it’s that Time Team’s Alice.

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