(A tastefully re-edited re-post to eliminate a naughty word the moderators felt readers needed protecting from)
Monday morning – time to catch the news
Usually just dross to make you snooze
But since TRUTH SOCIAL what I always say
“What’s that crazy currant fired off today?”
“I’ll end the Ukraine War on DAY ONE”
So really, Donald? How’d you think that’s gone?
“It’s always someone else’s fault” you say
So what’s that crazy currant fired off today?
While Donald’s now Maduro’s jailer
He’ll take his oil from Venezuela
Tomorrow in the news there’s more he’ll bray
But what’s that crazy currant fired off today?
“Greenland Iceland – AREN’T THEY JUST THE SAME?
How am I supposed to know their NAME?
I JUST KNOW they’re now the USA”
Is what the crazy currant fired off today.
“NATO’s troops” the silly man began
Were BACK SEAT DRIVERS in Afghanistan”
Allies cringe disgusted and dismayed
At what the crazy currant fired off today.
Murder in a Minnesota city
“ANARCHIST” spouts this Walter Mitty
One day there will be no more lies we pray
But what’s the crazy currant fired off today?
Tuesday morning time to catch the news
Usually just dross to make you snooze
But since TRUTH SOCIAL what I always say
“What’s that crazy currant fired off today?”
