You look like a Party
(Look like a Party)
A new sparkling Party
(New sparkling Party)
A brand new sparking Party
But I’ve got wise
You’re The Tories in disguise.
There was Ann Widdecombe Fair
Then Nadine Dorries went there
Lee Anderson has been everywhere
Self-serving every one.
You look like a Party….
Nadhim Zahawi went too
Ben Bradley joined the queue
Robert Jenrik is now on view
(Well, once he got on stage).
He looks like a traitor
Thinks like a traitor
Talks like a traitor
Is he a fan
Of Claudia Winkleman?
