Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
I will heed the doc’s suggestion
When I suffer indigestion
I act upon
Advice on Gaviscon.
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
When your feel your stomach’s burning
Then it’s time that you were turning
To pin your hopes on
A spoon of Gaviscon
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
So to quell the pain of acid
And get your guts back to placid
It’s odds-on
You’ll reach for Gaviscon.
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
When I feel World War III brewing
I know for sure what I’ll be doing
I soldier on
After I’ve had Gaviscon.
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
Antidote for mutton curry
Or my bowels are in a hurry
From bad champignons
Then I take Gaviscon.
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
Fearing gastro-enteritis
Or some other pain that’s sent to blight us
That’s whereupon
I swallow Gaviscon.
Gaviscon, oh Gaviscon
When you’ve got an upset tummy
And your stools are awful runny
Pray to St John
But don’t forget your Gaviscon
