(Grammarians my recognise that “had rode” is not the pluperfect tense of “to ride”. But “Fuck ’em!”, I say)
I’d rode my bike the day before
And so my bottom was dead sore;
I asked my friend who is a nurse
If she could stop it feeling worse;
I said “It needs some healing hands
To rub with oil my tender glands”
She said to ease my throbbing crack
That I should try Fiery Jack
…..whoever he is.
